I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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