is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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