i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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