"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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