Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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