How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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