I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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