Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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