Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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