Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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