Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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