youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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