Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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