I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
