my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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