We should be called the Road Head Warriors
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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