he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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