May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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