Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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