he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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