she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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