doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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