well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
is it fun? or sober?
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