are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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