I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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