So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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