we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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