CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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