I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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