Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
