Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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