I'm gonna have a badass scar
its not stalking. its research.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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