was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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