How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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