even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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