I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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