Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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