I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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