it wasn't lemon gatorade
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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