took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
