my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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