doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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