just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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