I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
