So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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