I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Randomize
