The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
