i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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