grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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