During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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