so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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