The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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