"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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