Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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