The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
