champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We don't watch enough power rangers
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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