you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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