i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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