Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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