A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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