found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I didn't notice because vodka
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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