Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm bleeding and have questions
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