Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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