I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
