Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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